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Have you ever read The Inferno by Dante Alighieri? Apparently it is just about two guys walking and talking. Boooooring.

It would have been much better if it were a story about killing Death, stealing his awesome weapon, killing a boatload of demons, acting like the savior, tearing a gaping hole through hell, and saving the princess. And it should have lots of nudity in it. And blood.

Come by this Friday afternoon and I'll rant about why there is a special circle of hell just for EA's Dante's Inferno, and why the game is another great example of game designers starting with a  good idea, and then getting it horribly, and embarrassingly wrong.

Friday at 5PM I'll start ranting, so come on by and check it out.